Super Smash Sucker
--Artwork by Minakami -- Kirby, the pink spherical puff with the big smile from Nintendo’s popular game series, wore no smile today as once again he sat idle in the virtual space of Super Smash Bros Ultimate. It had become a regular occurring routine the last half year. His dark-skinned, fit-as-a-fiddle, handsomely groomed gaming master Tyson, who had mained Kirby throughout his entire life with the Smash series, left the game sitting lonesomely on as he went to take care of more life pressing matters. He simply had no time for gaming anymore, which upset Kirby. He missed his joyful times busting heads and sucking up foes with Tyson. All that was left for him now was exchanging blank stares across the stage towards another idle opponent, today’s being another pink puffball named Jigglypuff from the Pokemon series. Kirby had emotionally reached his peak and while staring at the mindless, content Jigglypuff more than happy to just mosey about with a gigantic smirk, he decided to ta